2009 PSEUDO DECATHLON SCOUTING REPORT
June 19th - 21st 2009
The Haiku – By Andy Loose (Edited by Todd Franiuk)
Paul Bober:
Question of the day
Will Bober arrive on time?
Don't you bet on it...
Kevin Reuer:
Gets mad at the rain
Funny looking Asian guy
Will he defend cup?
Jim Drag:
Good at indoor games
Not so much with the outdoors
Please keep your shirt on
Jim Tamburo:
Won a match of pong
Victory lap was classic
Use the gate next time
Todd Franiuk:
Every year a threat
Don't suck during HORSE this time
Not the cooler's fault
Matthew Hart:
Easily angered
Good thing there's no ref in HORSE
Would possibly kill
Peter Alvarado:
Last year finished 10th
Taught Joe not to wrestle him
Knee meet nose, nose, knee
Robbie Graham:
The only female
Distractions are advantage
Should use more often
Joe Conrad:
Did he graduate?
Missed the decathlon last year
He loves Foster’s beer
Dan Conrad:
Best to never win
Does a great Harry Caray
Spelled backwards, darnoc
Scott Stein:
The co-creator
First year decathlon winner
Diary day three?
Fernando Cahue:
Great at bags and darts
Easy to do with one hand
Uhh...that's what she said?
Erik Lund:
Portrayed as Jim-Lite
Wants to re-claim foosball crown
Wrist pain is long gone
Bill Mosser:
Lost last year to Ru
Worst finish was in bowling
Should watch more Kingpin
Steve Larsen:
He’ll buy you donuts
He kills guitar hero drums
He lives in BuFu
Rob Sargis:
Crammed for Med Exam
His wife’s allegiance questioned
He can save your life